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General Gingerbread Snapback
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General Gingerbread is often seen about Old London Town enforcing the Gentleman's Code. So if you see the Gentleman's Crest you better be on your...
View full product detailsGeneral Gingerbread Black T-Shirt
£25.00
General Gingerbread is often seen about Old London Town enforcing the Gentleman's Code. So if you see the Gentleman's Crest you better be on your...
View full product detailsSergeant Shortbread Golden Era T-shirt
£25.00
Sergeant Shortbread is strong and silent. Brave and humble. But in the hands of a woman he's been known to crumble! Premium 100% organic black...
View full product detailsGeneral Gingerbread White T-shirt
£25.00
General Gingerbread is often seen about Old London Town enforcing the Gentleman's Code. So if you see the Gentleman's Crest you better be on your...
View full product detailsCorporal Crumble T-shirt
£25.00
There’s nothing this handsome hero cannot achieve, with the power of the Macho Moustache on his sleeve! Premium 100% organic white cotton, unisex T-shirt. Printed...
View full product detailsLenny Locklove Keyring
£5.00
Lenny Locklove is Old London Town's Casanova... he holds the key to all the ladies' hearts! Lenny measures only 5.5cm long, but it's not his...
View full product detailsConan Cakebox Navy Backpack
£25.00
Loyal and faithful, he will never crack. So if you're smuggling doughnuts, Conan Cakebox has got your back! This French navy backpack is finished with...
View full product detailsBlack Forest Boris Snapback
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Beware! Black Forest Boris lurks in shadows of Old London Town causing all kinds of mischief. Leaving behind a trail of cake crumbs and flustered...
View full product detailsCakesman Varsity Jacket
£49.00
Mister Cakes is the top gent in Old London Town. He'd lay down his life to uphold our vegetable ban, because this hairy hero is...
View full product detailsThree Wise Men Sticker Pack
£9.00
The Three Wise Men Sticker Pack contains three Cake & Pussy stickers. Top down as follows: The Gentleman's Crest Basil Bowlie The Saucy Signature Durable...
View full product detailsHairy Henry Snapback
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Hairy Henry is the ladies' favourite. If she gives him a kiss she might let out a giggle, 'cos his Macho Moustache will give her...
View full product detailsTiffany Teacakes Mug
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Afternoon tea with Tiffany Teacakes is every Cakesman's dream. She serves up a splendid cup of Earl Grey. A little crumpet on the side? Don't...
View full product detailsMystery Pack
£39.00 £80.00
Like surprises? We select the items for you so you won't know what you are getting until it arrives! This pack includes: 2 x T-shirts...
View full product detailsSergeant Shortbread Blackout T-shirt
£25.00
Sergeant Shortbread is strong and silent. Brave and humble. But in the hands of a woman he's been known to crumble! Premium 100% organic black...
View full product detailsSergeant Shortbread Blackout Sweater
£34.00
Sergeant Shortbread is strong and silent. Brave and humble. But in the hands of a woman he's been known to crumble! Premium 100% organic black...
View full product detailsLoverboy T-shirt
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They call him Loverboy but he's no woosy, because this cheeky chap loves Cake & Pussy! Premium 100% organic white cotton unisex T-shirt. Printed in...
View full product detailsSaucy Stanley Grey T-shirt
£25.00
Saucy Stanley is fresh like whipped cream. He's every damsel's dream. More charming than your local bookshop with a little extra sauce on top Premium...
View full product detailsSaucy Sybil Crop T-shirt
£23.00
Saucy Sybil drives all the gents crazy. Can't take their eyes from her until one goes lazy! But it's a small price to be left...
View full product detailsFelix Footlong Socks
£9.00
Felix hates being tickled, it makes him grumpy, so he keeps his socks on during rumpy pumpy! This handsome pair are crafted from a luxury...
View full product detailsWet Willie Windbreaker
£63.00
They call him wild, they call him silly, because he loves it when it's wet does mister Wet Willie! Premium 100% nylon, water-resistant windbreaker jacket...
View full product detailsCakesman Camo T-shirt
£25.00
Mister Cakes is the top gent in Old London Town. He'd lay down his life to uphold our vegetable ban, because this hairy hero is...
View full product detailsConan Cakebox Camo Backpack
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Loyal and faithful, he will never crack. So if you're smuggling doughnuts, Conan Cakebox has got your back! This Midnight Camo backpack is finished with...
View full product detailsHarvey Hardcrust iPhone 5 Case
£9.00 £17.00
Harry Hardcrust protects the Cakesmen from unsavory characters. Look a little bit closer and you will see the Saucy Signature engraved on his bottom! This...
View full product detailsGeneral Gingerbread Ladies T-shirt
£25.00
General Gingerbread is often seen about Old London Town enforcing the Gentleman's Code. So if you see the Gentleman's Crest you better be on your...
View full product detailsBridget Scones Diary
£5.00
For every secret in Old London Town you will find a trail of crumbs that leads you back to Bridget Scones' diary. Got a naughty...
View full product detailsThe Care Package
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The Care Package is the best value bundle and includes: Larry Letterman Varsity Jacket (S-XL) Corporal Crumble T-shirt (S-XL) Saucy Stanley Black Longsleeve T-shirt (S-XL)...
View full product detailsAdventure Pack
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The Adventure Pack includes: Cakesman Camo T-shirt Conan Cakebox Navy Backpack Felix Footlong Socks (one-size-fits-most) Three Wise Men Sticker Pack Lenny Locklove Keyring Free shipping...
View full product detailsCakesman Pack
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The Cakesman Pack includes: Cakesman Varsity Jacket (S-XL) Corporal Crumble T-shirt (S-XL) Felix Footlong Socks (one-size-fits-most) Three Wise Men Sticker Pack Lenny Locklove Keyring Free...
View full product detailsGingerbread Pack
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The Gingerbread Pack includes: General Gingerbread White T-shirt (S-XL) General Gingerbread Snapback Cap (one-size-fits-most) Felix Footlong Socks (one-size-fits-most) Three Wise Men Sticker Pack Lenny Locklove...
View full product detailsFloppy Phillip Sandals
£17.00
Cover your ears if he's had a tipple, 'cos Floppy Phlliip will wake up the street with some slap and tickle! White flip flop sandals...
View full product detailsLoverboy Vest
£25.00
They call him Loverboy but he's no woosy, because this cheeky chap loves Cake & Pussy! Premium 100% organic white vest unisex T-shirt. Printed in...
View full product detailsSaucy Stanley Black Longsleeve T-shirt
£29.00
Saucy Stanley is fresh like whipped cream. He's every damsel's dream. More charming than your local bookshop with a little extra sauce on top Premium...
View full product detailsSaucy Stanley Red Hoody
£44.00
Saucy Stanley is fresh like whipped cream. He's every damsel's dream. More charming than your local bookshop with a little extra sauce on top Premium...
View full product detailsSaucy Stanley White T-shirt
£25.00
Saucy Stanley is fresh like whipped cream. He's every damsel's dream. More charming than your local bookshop with a little extra sauce on top Premium...
View full product detailsLarry Letterman Varsity Jacket
£54.00
Larry Letterman is our top jock. He's the cream of the crop. He's the longest in the showers. He's the cherry on top! Premium 100%...
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